Apologetix - Hotel Can't Afford Ya Lyrics

Hotel Can't Afford Ya lyrics(This is a parody of Hotel California by The Eagles)From a dark desert highway we pulled into the inn Rome called for a census, I was from Bethlehem Up above from a distance a star was giving me light My wife was heavy 'cause her child was due We had to stop for the night So I stood in the doorway of Bethlehem hotel And I was thinking to myself "I hope to heaven