Weird Al Yankovic - Perform This Way Lyrics

Perform This Way Lyrics My mama told me when I was hatched Act like a superstar Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress And someday you will go far Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss The press follows everywhere I go I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this Back off and enjoy the show! I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform